the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-absolute-best-posts:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

(Source: liamnpayne)

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

rebelion-silenciosa:

mothsfly:

entelijan:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

Lmao my nigga… this is flawless

giggles!

Ok but an AU where bella is just friends with a gay supernatural couple would have been acceptable

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)

mydollyaviana:

Disney Princess bios

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

(Source: kawoowoo)

gregdoble:

damn. you. allergies.

Basically how I feel right now :(((

I know you think we should call it, but I don’t to give up on this. Even if we don’t know what this is. I wanna uncall it. Please, can we uncall it?

(Source: yolandawinsston)

dayandmiller:

NEW GIRL - SEASON TWO FINALE | MAY 14TH

triggeringbiggering:

dreaming-witheyesclosed:

IT’S A MOTHER FuCKING THNEED

WE FOUND IT

Christi look at this!!!!!

small-magical-mean-world:

disneyismyescape:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

can I make this post sadder?

and a moment to those who lost their child

While we’re at it, let’s add a mother who lost her husband and son on the same day because of the same villain. 

“He threw all those parties, hoping she’d wander in one night.”

(Source: goldhattedgatz)